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Methane
Methane gas in the Arctic is a ticking “Time Bomb” say scientists. According to a report our newest environmental concern is the over-abundance of methane gas. It states, and I quote ”Scientists say...
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Shut the fuck up!
American GIs are trained in eloquence “Shut the fuck up!” Obviously an Americanism, but one of the better ones. When one is appealing for a bit of peace and quiet, there’s nothing like being direct,...
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Sticky
Sticky stick’y (adj.) adhesive: tenacious: gluey: muggy: difficult (coll.): unpleasant (coll.) (Chambers English Dictionary). ‘Sticky’ is one of the most popular words in the English language, and...
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A Message From Alan Partridge
NNDR’s Alan Partridge Comedian Steve Coogan has generously pledged to double any donations to Hacked Off, the group which campaigns for regulation of press excesses, and for implementation of the...
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Ladybird books
Anyone growing up in the 1950s or ’60s (this probably excludes all you Johnny Foreigner types, by the way…) will remember the heyday of Ladybird books. They were generally informative, occasionally...
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That’s Handy, Harry…
Harry Hopalot likes to hop. That’s certainly true. But what else does Harry like to do? Radio Times readers might find out if they snip out the coupon on page 50 and take it along to their local...
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Cœurs Solitaires*
* frog for Lonely Hearts MADHATTERS is happy to announce a NEW SERVICE for our readers Cœurs Solitaires is a service open, both to a Lady wishing to acommodate a new male member into her fold, and to a...
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Wossit all about ?
A couple of nights ago me and a mate got as pissed as parrots and were talking the usual kind of shite Some little time previous, an acquaintance and I were sitting at table and engaging in social...
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WordPress Announcement
WordPress.com® alerts readers of madhatters.me.uk, that on the 14th February 2016, they may experience some difficulties accessing the site, or possibly, finding the service uncharacteristically slow....
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English is easy…
Here is a little poem to explain the incongruities of the English language to any and all who don’t benefit from having been born into the Mother Tongue (Such as Johnny Foreigner. And people from...
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DOG FOR SALE
A man sees a sign outside a house – ‘Talking Dog For Sale.’ He rings the bell, the owner appears and tells him the dog can be viewed in the back garden. The man sees a very nice looking Labrador...
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This is Lexi
This is Lexi, she’s an 8 week-old German Shepherd. I bought Lexi as a surprise for my wife, but it turns out she is allergic to dogs, so we are now looking to find her a new home. She is 39 years old,...
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Good News for Duncan
Shortly it will become compulsory for Old Age Pensioners to carry not only some form of ID, but also their insurance documents, their prescription list, a compact version of their medical file, the...
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The original invitation to join the “Common Market”
“Won’t you join our Common Market?” said the spider to the fly, “It really is a winner and the cost is not too high’. “I know De Gaulle said “Non,” but he hadn’t got a clue.” ‘We want you in, as we...
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Today’s contender for the “Minimum Comment / Like” award – No. 2
Trying to become the recognised holder of the Mad Hatters “Minimum Comment/Like” award is no easy task. Competition is fierce for this prestigious title, with entries being presented on a daily basis...
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Your MH Horoscope
Your Astrological predictions This week you will feel a little disoriented. This is nothing that should worry you and is a natural consequence of Uranus and its neighbouring Aries being in orbit. Your...
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Would I lie to you ? – Well, would I . . ?
I’m sorry that I haven’t been in touch recently, but something quite extraordinary happened to me. . It was on a perfectly normal sunny afternoon and I was strolling along a little used road, making a...
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