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More bloody PC nonsense ?
NO NATIVITY SCENE AT WESTMINSTER THIS YEAR . . ! The Supreme Court has ruled that there cannot be a Nativity Scene in the nation’s House of Commons this Christmas season. This isn’t for any religious...
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The MH Annual Newsletter
We, here at Madhatter Towers, would like to take this opportunity to wish a Very Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year to our reader. 2016 is now on its last legs, but BOY what a year it has proved to...
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Pick Rarefit* RIP
It is with great sadness that we heard today of the untimely death of Pick Rarefit, co-founder and rhythm guitarist of one of The Greatest British Rock Bands of All Time, Status Quid. Quid (as they are...
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SECURITY UPDATE
The English are feeling the pinch in relation to recent terrorist threats and have raised their security level from “Miffed” to “Peeved.” Soon, though, security levels may be raised yet again to...
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So true !
I’m not a Grandparent, but I know what this feels like . . . (received in an email)
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PROFUNDITY
Sometimes you experience an insight so profound, that it makes you feel like you were touched by Socrates, Freud, or even Einstein. Please ponder the example below : (This is intended solely for our...
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Invisible Coffee?
What the–? Coffee that doesn’t stain teeth? What happened to your hard-earned UK reputation for deplorable gnashers? How do we make fun of you now?
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Self Harming
There was a man (we’ll call him, Mic) who worked in a pickle factory. For many years he had a powerful desire to put his penis in the pickle slicer. Unable to stand it any longer, he sought...
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