Your Astrological predictions
This week you will feel a little disoriented. This is nothing that should worry you and is a natural consequence of Uranus and its neighbouring Aries being in orbit.
Your instinct, known as your inner voice, is compelling you to pay particular attention to life’s little courtesies. A quick press of the LIKE button, followed by a Comment (or two), will cast a positive influence on your daily routine, resulting in the possibility of a much improved financial situation and hitherto unknown successes in your romantic life.
But beware, your Horoscope predicts that if you ignore your inner voice, you will receive a cosmic sized turd pushed through your letterbox.
Horace Cope, Clairvoyant.
